Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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