Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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