do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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