does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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