So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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