my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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