I just made out with a guy for $7.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Randomize
