i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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