Me too!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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