So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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