Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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