from now on my penis is your penis
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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