Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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