you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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