thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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