One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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