haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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