I feel like I'm in dance class right now
North Korea, Best Korea!
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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