kristin has been a bad kristin
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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