We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
