It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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