real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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