More tranny stories later!
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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