:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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