I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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