im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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