I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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