actually, I'm a sock model
I want to make a zoo with you.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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