What a fucking waste of an outfit
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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