Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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