They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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