Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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