I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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