dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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