i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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