So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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