So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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