so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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