Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
They have beer where we have blood.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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