She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
The ass gains better be worth it
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