I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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