The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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