When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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