Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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