am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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