Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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