i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We need to get me chipped asap
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
