Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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