I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
