I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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