Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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