It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
