i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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