I am in a vortex of obligation.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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