That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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