All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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