My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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